I'm not a big fan of Lily Allen, and I think it's clumsily-worded, but surely her tweet about not being invited to the subsidised wedding this Friday was intended as a joke?:
She moaned on Twitter: "You can quote me as 'outraged', why does bloody Joss Stone get an invite and not moi? I sang at the Diana concert too!"Gordon's taken it at face value, though.
Her fiancé SAM COOPER must be pleased - it will stop Lily getting envious about Kate's big day.What does that mean, Gordon? That if Allen was in the Abbey, she'd suddenly demand that Grand Duke Henri of Luxembourg came to her wedding?
And if that was the case, wouldn't she get the same idea what with the bloody Royal Wedding being on all the televisions and radios for miles around?